Wednesday, May 15, 2019
May is #GetCaughtReading Month! Chris Graham, the Story Reading Ape himself, and I are together again to support this initiative that promotes the fun of reading for all ages.
Chris and I have collaborated on several short stories that include his character, a genius ape named Artie and my first flapper, Pip. It all started with Time Travel Esc-Ape. Then there was Pip in the Corn Maze, followed by the three-part Pip and Artie Meet Again.
I hope you Get Caught Reading our new story! It is set during the time-line of my upcoming novel A Ghost in the Kitchen. All right then, let’s get a wiggle on and head to the Jazz Age!
Pip and Artie — Aghast at a Ghost
“Hello,” I answered the telephone. “Andy, tha―”
“Paisley Idelle Peabody, where are your manners. That’s no proper way to answer the telephone. Give me that,” Granny Phanny demanded as she took the receiver away from me.
“TREmont 3332, Peabody residence,” my grandmother spoke into the receiver as I turned my head so she wouldn’t see me roll my eyes. “Why yes Andy, you may. One moment please. Paisley, Andy is calling for you.”
Granny gave me a stern look and handed me the card she kept beside the telephone. It was titled The Telephone Pledge.
“I believe in the Golden Rule and will try to be as Courteous and Considerate over the Telephone as if Face to Face.”
It continued with such advise as telephone manners are as important for voice-to-voice courtesy, as face-to-face politeness. Instructions to speak directly into the mouthpiece with lips a half inch away, and keep mustache out of opening were included.
I got caught reading it aloud to my pal Andy. It wasn’t the reading that annoyed Granny, but my laughter.
“You’d best take that seriously or they might discontinue our service,” she warned.
“Oh Granny! They wouldn’t really do that,” I defended as she walked away with her best bluenose attitude.
My grandmother had distracted me to the extent that I forgot to put the finishing touches on my glad rags before Andy came to pick me up in his old jalopy. I had a special pendant with a beautiful labradorite crystal that I meant to show him. I had recently told him the story behind that gem and he was keen to see it in person.
Andy and I weren’t gone long before we went back for the pendant. However, during that short time a lot happened. I only wish I could have seen it firsthand.
You see, my friend Aristotle, also known as Artie, dropped in at Granny’s cottage. That wouldn’t have mattered if Artie was an ordinary guy. Unfortunately for my grandmother’s state of mind, Artie was a time traveler. Not only that, he was an ape! He was very polite, and a genius to boot, but an ape nonetheless. He was also the one who gave me the labradorite pendant.
This is how Artie described what transpired.
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When she went into town with Andy, Pip carelessly left the labradorite crystal pendant laying out on her dressing table, instead of in her jewelry box. That wouldn’t have mattered with an ordinary necklace, but the pendant acted as a transponder which allowed Artie to find Pip when he went back in time.
As fate would have it, Granny found the labradorite crystal while tidying up.
She was strangely drawn to the pendant. Phanny Irene Peabody picked up the crystal and held it, soaking in its gentle glowing warmth.
A loud “pots and pans” type of crash startled her. The commotion was followed by a shouted string of words that sounded oddly foreign, but were obviously from someone who needed their mouth washed out with soap.
Granny, still gripping the pendant, hurried angrily towards her kitchen.
Meanwhile, as Granny ran toward the ruckus in her kitchen, Aristotle, the genius ape was summoned to his time machine by the labradorite crystal that Granny Phanny had unknowingly activated.
The pendant had sent a distress call. So, he dropped what he was doing, hastily donned his time travelling gear and activated his portable time machine motorcycle.
Artie arrived in Savannah, Georgia of the Roaring Twenties.
Artie took off his helmet and gave a huge pointy fanged grin of satisfaction. He was excited at the prospect of seeing his friend Pip again, but of course he was also worried because of the distress signal.
The labradorite crystal pendant locator had worked a treat, bringing him just outside the cottage where Pip lived with her grandmother.
The link between pendant and locator had brought him within 30 seconds of the time when the pendant had sent the alarm.
As Artie hurried over to the cottage, the kitchen door burst open and what at first glance appeared to be a rotund man in Renaissance garb rushed out, ducking and weaving in an attempt to avoid the pots and pans flying behind him.
Artie bounded over and brought down what he presumed was an intruder in Pip’s home.
Granny appeared at the kitchen door and clapped her hands, applauding Artie’s heroics.
“Why thank you so very much! That strange looking man was in my kitchen. Bring him over here, so I can give him a piece of my mind.”
Dangling the figure by the scruff of his neck, Artie obliged.
Granny was so engrossed in seeing who had spilled her kitchenware, she didn’t notice that Artie wasn’t a man, until she looked up to thank him again.
Artie was careful not to grin, it showed his fangs too much for many humans and frightened them, so he gave a broad, but closed-lip smile instead.
Granny sank down to the ground in a fit of the vapors.
As she recovered, responding to the cool compress on her forehead and the muttered entreaties from two male voices, Granny slowly opened her eyes – and wished she hadn’t.
The man in the clothes of a Renaissance Era chef winked at her flirtatiously. Then with the sound of a fizzing pop, he disappeared into thin air!
The huge leather clad ape was still there.
Granny swooned again.
The end.
Heartfelt thanks to Chris Graham for being such a willing participant in these shenanigans. Our Story Reading Ape is a marvelous storyteller. If you want to get caught reading another treat, check out his mom’s book.
Chris Graham (for Agnes Mae Graham)
Don’t forget my mysterious new serial, Brother Love. Chapter 4 will go live on Saturday.
I’ll see you at the crossroads!
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A good story, Teagan. I enjoy visiting the 20s with Pip, her grandmother, and her friends. The Ape is a delightful plus. I think I told you once my parents and brother lived through the 1920s. Well done. 🙂 — Suzanne
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Yes, you did. 🙂 So I appreciate your feedback. You’re the cat’s pajamas!
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Had to laugh over the telephone etiquette – totally disappeared these days. It takes a lot to surprise Granny, but Artie managed to do it!
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LOL, I think a leather-clad, motorcycle riding, talking chimpanzee would put most people into a swoon, Teri. Even Granny. 😀 Huge thanks for visiting. You’re the cat’s pajamas!
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I agree with everyone else. It’s a fun story and poor granny! 🙂
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Thanks, Rob. Granny Phanny is a real bearcat, but a ghost and a big leather clad chimp 😱… well she’s only human. 😀
The ghost became a popular character when I did the serial that is tied to this story. Plus, I thought it was time Artie met Granny. Granny, however, may disagree!
Thanks for visiting. You’re the cat’s pajamas!
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A rollicking tale. Poor Granny. xxx
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Thanks, Adele. I’m happy you liked it. I think Granny Phanny will be up and chasing both Artie and the ghost with her frying pan in no time. 😀 Thanks for visiting. You’re the caterpillar’s kimono!
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Haha, I love Granny’s phone pledge and then the mustache. Good one, Teagan and Chris.
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The fun thing is, Mary, the phone pledge and the advise about the mustache are both real. I’m happy you enjoyed this. You’re the caterpillar’s kimono!
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I loved this story and granny:) I wish we cpuld apply some of that old phone etiquette to internet manners!
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So true, Denise. But horsefeathers — I wish we could apply it to people we meet in passing at stores or on the sidewalk.
Thanks for visiting. You’re the cat’s meow!
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Poor granny, I’d swoon too!
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Ya know! Even a bearcat like Granny Phanny has her limits. Thanks for visiting, Jacquie. You’re the cat’s pajamas!
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Granny wasn’t expecting that! Cute story and I liked the way Pip got caught reading. The telephone etiquette made me laugh. We don’t have much concern over that anymore. 🙂 Thanks Teagan and Chris.
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Ha! So true, Diana. That was the first time I’ve added Granny to one of Artie’s appearances.
All the phone etiquette was real. It’s hard to believe, but answering with “Hello” was considered very rude. If they could hear us now, they’d all have the vapors! 😉 Thanks for visiting. You’re the caterpillar’s kimono!
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The etiquette related the mustache cracked me up. So detailed!
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A fun episode, Teagan. Poor granny, she would have got a shock when she saw Artie.
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Hi Robbie. Even Granny has her limits. 😉 Although she’s a real bearcat. That’s probably the only time I’ll be able to get away with letting her have the vapors. I’m sure that a moment later she was on her feet again and chasing both Artie and the ghost with her frying pan.
Thanks for visiting. You’re the oyster’s earrings!
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A wonderful and funny story, Teagan! Your imaginatioin for this is great. Thank you for sharing. Michael
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Thank you Michael. I give Chris full credit for Artie’s part. I’m happy we could make you smile. Huge thanks for “getting caught reading” this story. Hugs!
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Yes, You both did! Thank you, and have a nice day! Michael
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Enjoyed this new story, Teagan. Phanny is a hoot and just the word vapors had me smiling. I loved the telephone card. I could just see that as a phone company handout with a new phone. Hugs.
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It actually was a real thing from the phone company, John. Even I couldn’t make that up! LOL. Including the bit about the mustache! Can you imagine. “I’m sorry, could you repeat that? I couldn’t hear around your mustache.”
Granny is such a bearcat. That’s probably the only time I’ll be able to get away with letting her have the vapors. 😉 So glad you enjoyed this. You’re the cat’s pajamas!
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Ha ha ha. Typical phone company move. 😀
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This just may one of my favorites so far in the Artie and Pip adventures!! Granny Phanny is quite the character! The “Telephone Pledge” made me laugh out loud. A great story to get caught reading today!! Thank you, Teagan and Chris!
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Thanks, Jan – Be sure to catch the next episode next week 🤗❤️🤗
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For sure!!
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Hi Jan. I’m so happy you enjoyed this short story. It’s such a pleasure to work with Chris.
That telephone pledge is a real thing. Apparently, in the earliest days, they actually did deny service to some people for behaving badly too. Although I’m sure it couldn’t have happened often. The part about the mustache really slayed me, so I had to include it. Thanks for visiting. You’re the caterpillar’s kimono!
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Funny story, in a wonderfully good way. Would it be too heavy-handed of me here to say something I often say, which is: “ain’t it a pip?” 😊
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Haha! I love a pun, Ally. Can’t help myself. I sort of plopped this down in the middle of an existing story. I’m happy you enjoyed it. Pip and Granny are always glad to give a giggle. Plus it was great to work with Chris again.
Thanks for visiting. You’re the cat’s pajamas!
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Reblogged this on lampmagician and commented:
Artie & Co are Cool 👍 Jazz for ever 😊❤❤
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You are so kind to share from your place, Magician. You’re a cool cat yourself! 😀 And of course you’re also the cat’s pajamas.
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Thank you dear, I am very proud of it 😊🙏❤❤
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Well done Chris and Teagan! To perfect partnerships portraying petulant pixies. 🙂
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Thanks Brad. Chris is a great partner. Hugs.
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You will never have any idea how much I needed this today, dearest Teagan, you are a lifesaver (no disrespect intended, but I have to go with Tangerine, remember when orange was a cool colour? But Raspberry is a close second and I’ve always said you’re the Berries! lol).
But I digress, I’m off to share but please note I’ve once again pressed “Follow”…I am not and I repeat not, Unfollowing you or any other blogger purposefully, WordPress is doing it for me, without my knowledge or permission (massive sigh). I would follow your blog again and again. BTW, guess what I’m rereading, yup, I’m revisiting ‘Atonement, Tennessee’ again. 🙂
Hope this week treats you kindly, dearest Teagan (pip pip hooray!).
Mega I’m humming U2’s ‘I Will Follow’ right now hugs xoxoxoxoxo
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Donna, you really make my day. Atonement, Tennessee again? I really need to write the third book, even if no one but you reads it. Heartfelt thanks.
Don’t worry about the re-follow thing. It hasn’t showed me that. But I’m having to do the same thing, ever time I go to anyone’s blog — including my own. WordPress has screwed up royally this time. It seems like everybody everywhere is having one problem or another — or the whole bushel basket full.
Oh, by the way, I think my comment at your place might be in the spam folder again. WP has also been sending me notifications on that sort of thing at the weirdest late times.
Many thanks for taking time to visit today. You’re the caterpillar’s kimono!
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I’ve been looking forward to this endeavour. Whoop woo! Nice collaboration Chris and Teagan. Chris, Artie is looking very handsome, my friend. 😉
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Thank you kindly, Kev. Yes, Artie is looking fine. 😀
I appreciate you visiting. You’re the cat’s pajamas!
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Always a pleasure, Teagan. 😀
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Artie just read your compliment and now has an embarrassed, but pleased, toothy grin on his face 😂
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😀 😀 😀
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So nice to visit again with Granny Phanny and Pip. You didn’t disappoint and gave us your usual treat of mayhem 🙂
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Thank you kindly, Joanne. My move has put a huge delay in me getting this book out there. But it’s coming.
Thanks for visiting. You’re the caterpillar’s kimono!
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Nice collaboration, and aww, poor Granny.:-)
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Thank you kindly, Priscilla. LOL, Granny’s a bearcat. She’ll be back on her feet in a flash, and likely chasing both the genius ape and the ghost with a frying pan.
You’re the cat’s pajamas!
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Hah! What a fun story. Love Artie, even his teeth!! Didn’t expect that ending. Poor Granny Phanny ended up on her fanny……she had a hell of a day!!
Teagan, you and Dan, and you and Chris, you sure know how to pick teammates!
🐾Ginger 🐾
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It’s great to start the day with your wonderful energy, Ginger. I’m happy you liked this little ditty.
I’m honored to have such fabulous people work with me. Chris is great. All I have to do is ask “What would Artie do if ___?” and out pours his part of the story.
LOL, Granny Phanny is usually unflappable, and a real bearcat (feisty), so it’s fun when something throws her. My move has put a huge delay in me getting this book out there. But it’s coming.
Thanks for visiting. You’re the bee’s knees!
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I love it when you and the Chirs get together. This was great little story. I hope you two get caught reading again.
By the way, I remember when it mattered how we answered and spoke on the phone. Of course, that was before 3 out of 4 callers were trying to sell me a knee brace or beg for money.
See you on Saturday at the crossroads.
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Thank you, Dan. It’s always a joy to work with Chris.
Ha! I know what you mean. I figure hanging up on those people is actually the most polite thing I can do, because if I started talking to them… 😉
Horsefeathers… I still have a lot to do on Chapter 4 of our story. You are ahead of the game (envious sigh…) Huge thanks for visiting.
You’re the cat’s pajamas!
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That was highly entertaining, LOL! A cool collaboration, and I loved the ending!
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LOL. So glad you enjoyed it, Mae. Granny Phanny is usually unflappable, and a real bearcat, so it’s fun when something throws her. Thanks for visiting. You’re the cat’s pajamas!
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Great, Teagan!
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Thanks, Jennie. Glad we caught you reading! You’re the cat’s pajamas.
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You’re welcome, Teagan! 😍
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You are incredibly creative. It is obvious you can collaborate with anyone, but you’ve picked a couple of the best!!
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Thank you kindly, GP.
Erm… actually I just choose my collaborators carefully! (And indeed they are the best!)
LOL, I can be… shall we say opinionated? And you know what they say about redheads. 😉
I think Chris must have been my first blog storytelling partner. He tries to hide his talent, but he’s a brilliant storyteller.
Thanks for visiting. You’re the bee’s knees!
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I do know what they say about redheads – I was one before it went gray!! lol
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I remember this one. Poor Granny Fanny! I agree, you make a winning team!
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Teagan is my Mentor, Olga 🤗
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I blush.
You are far too kind, Chris. You are a superb storyteller.
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Thanks Olga. Yes, I’m still working on the book-izing of A Ghost in the Kitchen. I plopped this story down in the middle of it. So glad you enjoyed it. You’re the caterpillar’s kimono!
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what a winning combo you two are –
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Teagan does the difficult bit – the story 😂
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Thank you kindly, Beth. Chris is great. All I have to do is ask “What would Artie do if ___?” and out pours his part of the story.
Thanks for visiting. You’re the cat’s pajamas!
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Very cool. Love the bike Chris. Maybe, if you guys make a success of these collaborations Archie could get his teeth done
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Artie’s teeth are perfect, Geoff – for a Chimp 😂
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Hi Geoff. Maybe Artie is simply ready for the “vampire trend” in dental.
Thanks for visiting. You’re the berries!
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Reblogged this on Chris The Story Reading Ape's Blog.
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Chris, thanks so much for coauthoring this story. You always have a fabulous reply to “What would Artie do if ___?” I appreciate you sharing it from your place. You’re the bee’s knees!
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My pleasure, Teagan 🦍🤗❤️❤️❤️🤗🦍
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Reblogged this on ravenhawks' magazine and commented:
Teagan, I loved it, like Pip I think seeing it in person might have been quite the laugh.
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Only if you weren’t seeing it from Granny’s viewpoint, Dyanna 😃
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Dyanna, I expect it would have been a gale of giggles. 😉 Many thanks for reblogging. You’re the cat’s pajamas!
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