Copper, the Alchemist, & the Woman in Trousers: Episode 33

Indies Agree…

Glenda Ozz

Billie Berk 1939

I love that “Indie” has endlessly different subjects, genres, and formats.  I’m happy that every indie author and blogger is unique.  Despite all that diversity, it seems that all indie authors agree on the importance of reviews – whether posted in a blog, magazine, or on a bookseller’s site.

Oh, I admit to my jaw-dropping awe when an author cheers that they’ve reached the milestone of 100 reviews… I have less than a dozen, so I’m quite impressed, as well as proud of their achievement.  So when one of my earliest author-blogger-supporters wished he had more reviews for his books, I wanted to do something… but I’m not a reviewer. I wished I could wave a magic wand for both of us… but neither am I Glenda the Good Witch.

However, with each serial episode, I do promote another blogger.  So allow me to introduce to you, if you’re new here, or to re-introduce to you if you know him – indie blogger and author, Lord David Prosser.  Please do take a look at his delightful collection of books.  If you’re any sort of reviewer, I hope you’ll take a moment to do a write-up for him.

When I asked Lord David which if his books I could promote for him, he had this to say about “The Queen’s Envoy.”Queen's-Envoy_D-Prosser

The Queen’s Envoy was always my favourite as it was such fun for me to write, casting myself as the hero in a James Bond role in places I’ve never been.

I took the three things for this episode from three of David’s books:  Tall Animal Tales for Toddlers & Up, The Queen’s Envoy, and Memoirs of a Superior.

Now, when you can tear yourself away from the enticing links I just gave you…  Jump back a step, because the steam locomotive is roaring back toward the platform at top speed!

Since there was no new episode last weekend, here’s a link to the previous chapter. If you need extra catching-up, look to the top of your screen for this serial’s homepage button.

Yikes! The locomotive is moving so fast, I’m not sure it can stop — but the breaks are screeching and the the whistle blows as it stops on a dime, right at the platform.

The conductor gives you a mischievous wink.   All aboard!!!

33.  Toddlers, Queen, Superior

Billie Berk circa 1900

Billie Berk circa 1900

Cornelis Drebbel levitated above a much bigger version of Leonardo da Vinci’s aerial screw.  It was attached to a large gondola that contained all manner of fantastical contraptions.  Brightly polished brass and crystals glittered in the sunlight that streamed through tall windows from the cloudless lavender sky.

One device looked just like the multi-armed thingamajig from the submarine.  I mean that term literally.  The device was the original thingamajig and such was its proper name.  This one looked newer.  The thingamajig on the submarine went through some rough treatment.  The one in the gondola didn’t show any wear and tear.  (Episode 22)  A malfunction in the contrivance was at least partly responsible for landing us in this purple place.

Cornelis waved down to a pair of mauveine complected chimpanzee twin toddlers who observed him in amazement.  A young female ape watched them from the corner of her eye as she delivered a basket of food to Cal Hicks.  She seemed remarkably unaffected by the floating alchemist.

“Why thank you Itsy,” Hicks told the woman as he took the heavy basket.  “This is enough for everyone.  Thank you so much, my dear.”

She quickly took each toddler by a hand and moved to meet one of the coverall clad chimps.  He seemed smitten by her.  She glanced surreptitiously over her shoulder as the chimpanzee handed her something that disappeared into the folds of her skirts.  Some token of his affections, I supposed.  It was hard to tell with the purple coloring but I thought both might be blushing.Victorian Magazine 1891

“Tsk, tsk,” Cal said with a shake of his head.  “That boy will never win Itsy’s heart.”

“Itsy?” I had to ask.

“Why yes,” Cal began. “She’s taken on the extra work of looking after the twins during the day. Both parents were injured in a carriage accident, and aren’t able to chase toddlers terrible well. Itsy was maid to my son Nate’s grandparents. When they passed on, she came to work for me,” Cal said and then cast an astute glance at me. “I take it Itsy has a counterpart in your colorful world.”

“I believe so,” I said, nodding.  “Bitsy is a maid in the inn that belongs to Ignatius Belle.  Their voices are rather similar.  And Itsy is just as unimpressed as Bitsy,” I added with a chuckle.  (Episode 2)

My own words bothered me in some indefinable way.  I suddenly felt uneasy.  It seemed like there was something I should remember.  However, I was distracted by Cal Hicks.  He was looking at me in a most curious way.  It made me think something was amiss.

“What is it?” I asked worriedly.

His eyes quickly scanned the worktable.  The amethyst ape picked up a mirror and handed it to me.  There was a smudge of soot on my cheek, and for a moment I thought that was what the straight-laced ape meant.  However, with one of his thick fingers he pointed to my hair.  A broad ultraviolet streak ran from the crown of my head down the length of my otherwise dark brown locks.  The irises of my eyes had taken on a violet hue.

Police NewsBefore I could stop my surprised reaction, I inhaled sharply.  I glanced at Copper.  I didn’t want the girl to notice my concern.  Fortunately she ran over to Cornelis, and tossed some tool up toward him.  The alchemist caught it with a glowing yellow-green thread of magic.

I was afraid to look at the measuring device that looked like a toothpick holder.  It already showed warning shades of violet.  But I forced myself.  I removed the device from the flowered carpet bag.  The thin rods were various shades of violet and purple.  Only one was still lavender.  None at all were colorless.  At least the crystal bird at the center was still clear.  Cornelis said it might be too late for us to leave the amethyst world if the bird turned purple.

Cal Hicks cleared his throat nervously and broke eye contact with me.  He called everyone to the basket of food, but hardly ate anything himself.  He turned back to work fervently on the improved aerial screw.  Though he couldn’t levitate like the alchemist he seemed to work almost as quickly.

Coverall clad chimpanzees ran back and forth, fetching all manner of things that Cal requested.  Copper returned to stand at his elbow, handing him various small tools.  I suspected that sometimes Cal pretended to need something, just to let the girl think she was helping.Punch mag

Earlier Cornelis was utterly intense as he poured over an assortment of papers he’d gotten from Cal.  There were maps, magazines, playbills, and newspapers.  I couldn’t figure out what he could be looking for in such an assortment.

However, the alchemist saw links from one thing to another that I would never see without it being pointed out to me.  He seemed to make some alchemical sense of the stack of papers and abruptly levitated up above the flying machine.  Suffused by that yellowish green aura he began making enhancements to the aerial screw.

As I looked at magazines bearing images of well-dressed simians, all in assorted shades of purple, I was struck anew by how much like our own world this place populated by apes really was.  I couldn’t help smiling when I saw a magazine cover bearing the image of an elegant female ape wearing an intricate lace gown, jewelry including a tiara, and holding a scepter.

“Is this your queen?” I asked Cal Hicks in delighted surprise.

Queen Victoria 1859

Queen Victoria 1859

“Why of course,” Cal replied, as if I had questioned the obvious.  “That is Queen Triumphia,” he said, immediately recovering his perfect manners.  “Haven’t you a similar monarch in your world?”

I grinned at the name Triumphia.  “Yes, although it isn’t exactly my queen, the English queen is called Victoria,” I told the amethyst ape.

Cal grinned back at me as he compared the name Victoria to his queen’s name.

Cornelis gave a whoop of success.  “This is far superior to the first model!” he cried.

With a sharp pop he disappeared from his spot in the air above us.  An instant later he popped into the gondola of the aerial screw.

Itsy wandered closer.  She didn’t look excited or surprised like everyone else.  Rather, the maid looked worried.  “There’s no more time,” Itsy murmured.

She darted to the gondola and grabbed the multi-armed thingamajig.  Then I got a look at the secret-something that the chimp handed her earlier.  She had hidden it in the folds of her skirt, but it turned out to be the harmonic tuner.  Cal Hicks showed it to me previously.  Instead of the mystic monkeys tuner that belonged to Copper, this one had people in the poses of see no evil, speak no evil, and hear no evil.  (Episode 24)  the Strand Magazine

Itsy’s actions were so sudden and so unexpected that everyone was too surprised to try and stop her.  She ran from the laboratory and out to the area that was scorched and depressed by the confrontation-reunion between Absinthe and Aubrieta.  (Episode 28)  Itsy held out the thingamajig and clanged the harmonic tuner against the contrivance.

The air in a large area before Itsy shimmered to a glowing hot pink aura.  The center of the aura took on a wavy mirror like appearance.  Then a wall of water rushed from the aura and poured into the burned out depression.  Itsy was swept away by the water but managed to grab hold of a fence post.

With a whoosh sound a hydrofoil sped through the opening created by the magical devices.  The moment I saw the craft I knew what had bothered me when I told Cal that Itsy and Bitsy had similar voices.

We had never gotten a good look at the woman leading the group on the hydrofoil.  I said her voice was familiar, but I just couldn’t place it, no matter how hard I tried.  The tone of the woman leader was commanding and harsh.  So it had been just different enough that I couldn’t connect it to the gentle tones I previously heard from that same voice.  At that moment I knew the voice belonged to Bitsy, the maid at the Belle Inn!

Harper's Bazaar 1899The hydrofoil rushed, out of control, down the length of the water that spilled from our world.  It crashed into a stand of tall bushes.  When the woman stood up, I was certain she was Bisy.  She bent over and vomited.  The nearness of her doppelgänger already affected her.

“Get her away from me!” Bitsy shouted to the men who accompanied her.

The men waded out to Itsy.  She seemed to think they were helping her and let them take her arms from the post to which she held.  However, when they helped her to dry ground one held a knife to her throat.  They spoke threateningly to her and she ran away as fast as she could, disappearing into the woods.

The hydrofoil held more passengers than I had realized.  There must have been ten heavily armed men, along with Bitsy.  They all moved toward us.

Cal Hicks had my arm.  “Quickly,” he hissed into my ear.  “Get into the gondola.”

When I turned I saw that Copper was already climbing into the aerial screw.  Absinthe and Aubrieta fluttered around her, touching various apparatus with their tiny paws.  I looked back at the interlopers from my own world.  They were looking right at me.

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What will happen to Felicity, the “Woman in Trousers” of the serial title?  Her hair is already streaked with purple, suggesting she has stayed too long in the amethyst world.  One group of foes has caught up with our trio.  Will they grab Felicity before she can reach the gondola?  And will the aerial screw fly off without her?

Don’t leave yet!  Here’s a recipe.  Many times in Lord David Prosser’s Barsetshire Diaries blog, I’ve seen him mention “curry chips.”  Now, I’m just not familiar with that dish. So I scoured the WordPress countryside and found a lovely recipe at “Lea & Jay.”  

Recipe:  Curry Chips

Photo and recipe credit:  Lea & Jay 

Curry Chips

https://leaandjay.wordpress.com/2011/03/07/curry-chips/

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94 thoughts on “Copper, the Alchemist, & the Woman in Trousers: Episode 33

  1. Definitely reaching the fevered pitch here. Love how you move so many pieces of action like the conductor of an orchestra. I’m spellbound and must gather my wits for the finale.

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  2. Nice to see David highlighted here teagan, people certainly get around on your blog. Then there’s the curried chips, and your continuing story. It just keeps getting better.
    Cheers
    Laurie.

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  3. Teagan, thank you for one more installment! Suspense is palpable… Is there any hope for a safe return? I need some comfort food to stop worrying. Curry chips are lovely, but my favorites are Taco chips 😉 Hugs!!!

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    • Ummm tortilla chips with salsa verde…. In New Mexico every restaurant asked “Red or green?” I had no idea what they were talking about and they thought it was impossible that i didn’t know! But I loved the green chili salsa even before I moved there. Thanks for another beautiful southwest post today, Inese!
      I appreciate your comments here very much. 🙂 I’ll be doing a mid-week post, telling a secret and asking for everyone to cast a vote. So I hope you will have time to stop by again then. Mega hugs!

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  4. You’re an amazing Lady Teagan. Not only do you write such a fascinating story every week but you find time to do something as wonderful as you did for me today. I thank you so much.
    The tale is still edge of the seat stuff as now our heroine has the change of hair colour without making an appointment at the nearest salon. And now you manage to deftly to bring some of the ‘baddie element’ back into the story and surprise us all as to who the leader is. Bitsy certainly wasn’t very nice to her doppleganger considering whose world she’s on and who she has to thank for getting there.
    How on Earth you manage to pull so many threads together always surprises me but you’ve done it so many times before, I have no doubts you’ll do it again.
    Talking of threads, you weave a wonderful story.
    xxx Humongous Hugs and undying thanks xxx

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    • Why thank you so much David. That means a lot to me, especially from you. When a serial starts to end, I’m always afraid I’ve missed something important.
      And thanks for another diary post at your place. I’m not sure who gets the better workout, your postman or my UPS man. Although I’ve cut back this year. No really i did. Honest. 😉
      Mega hugs my friend. ❤ 😀

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  5. Hi there dear Teagan,
    I was mesmerized by the fact that the apes doppelgängers even had their own Queen even had their own queen in their parallel world… Queen Triumphia… ‘‘God save the Queen’’.
    I would have loved to take a peek into those magazines with well-dressed simians, all in assorted shades of purple, as you say… and.. ‘‘those elegant female ape wearing an intricate lace gown, jewelry including a tiara, and holding a scepter’’.
    I read online that the doppelgängers (German Doppel, double and Gänger, walker or goer) are considered at times a ‘double-goer’, and , furthermore an evil twin… Hence… I wonder if those apes are mean, somehow…
    either way, I liked the fact that you say above that the two worlds look much alike… I think that there many features and characteristics even in our own reality… like subrealities, so as to speak…
    Besides, I like how you have introduced many similes of means of transport such as the well known submarine, the gondola and the aerial Da Vinci ship…
    A very intriguing and well written installment, as ever… Thanks so much for sharing.
    Sending love and many hugs. Aquileana 🌠🎇🎆

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    • Aquileana, it’s such a joy to see you. 🙂 I’m delighted to know you enjoy the story.
      I appreciate the insight/feed back about the word “doppelgänger.” I enjoy comments that show me the different ways everyone’s imaginations are leaning. LOL, for me, I think it’s more likely that the humans would be the evil twins of the apes. 😀
      Mega hugs dear friend!

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    • Hi Olga. It’s lovely to see you. I hope you are refreshed from your travels.
      Well, it does get complicated for me, as I try to tie up the many loose ends that come from writing in the spontaneous “3 things”. I hope I didn’t over-load anyone, because the next one is going to be a dozy! 😀 Mega hugs my friend.

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  6. First off, sorry to be so late to the station, I was breaking up with my head cold, we just weren’t going anywhere, it was him, not me so goodbye.
    Also, I’ve been distracted by some absolutely amazing author’s book, ‘Atonement, Tennessee’ and having trouble putting it down long enough to do anything. Yes, you’re an awesome writer, Teagan (and you may have already guessed this, but your book is getting a I-only-have-two-thumbs-but-if-I-had-ten-thousand-they’d-all-be-up review), but tsk tsk, you really could have warned me it was this distracting.
    I’ve reached that point, as a reader, you know the one, it’s those last twenty pages, where I have to decide, do I race through to get to the end knowing I’m going to reread it anyway or go slowly, trying to make it last longer.
    Anyway, I’m so glad I’m here now. Of course, this was also distracting (then again, housework can wait), but engrossing and also nail biting – how could you?!?
    I also now want curried, well, anything. 😉
    As for Lord David Prosser, I am currently reading ‘The Queen’s Envoy’, the very book you mentioned and it’s so totally David, I’m mesmerized, can he get any more fantastic and fantastical, I seriously doubt it. Capital work. Capital.
    So I took this itsy bitsy break to hop on the superior ‘Copper, the Alchemist & the Woman in Trousers’ train then back to the ‘Atonement’ to find out…no spoilers, Teagan already knows and you’ll all have to read to find out, but oh my!
    Thank you Teagan, you’ve made my week and the review is partially written (at least in my head), I just hope I can do your work justice.
    Megahugs and all the best, dear one! 🙂

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    • Donna you are such a delight! Seriously. Honestly. I’m so happy to hear that your nasty cold is better. Thank you for everything in this comment. I think I’ll frame it and hang it on my office wall. Then i’ll tell people “See, this is what I really do.”
      You really did make my day. I’m happier than you’d know to hear you like Atonement, Tennessee so much! Your magical words — I’m sincerely honored for them to be spoken about my book.
      Wishing you a wonder-filled rest of this weekend. And take it easy — want to make sure that hateful cold really is gone. Mega hugs my friend. 🙂

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      • I only tell it like it is, you had me giggling at framing and and saying, “See, this is what I really do.” You’re awesome!
        Like ‘Atonement, Tennessee’, no, like is way, way too mild a word, I’m addicted.
        I’m taking it easy, the break-up with my head cold was tough, but you know when you need to move on. Today I’m going to burn the pictures of the time we spent together, get rid of the toothbrush I used (too many memories and germs), and try to remember life before he moved into my immune system. 😉
        Megahugs and hope you have a week as wonderful as you (not even slightly possible, but I can hope). 🙂

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        • 🙂 Thank you from the bottom of my heart Donna. I plan to make a big push with Atonement in Bloom (with finishing it that is). And I have an idea to make me stick with it. I hope you have time to visit again mid-week. I’ll be telling a secret and asking everyone to cast a vote. Take care.

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  7. I’m biting my lips here! Is Felicity ok? Do they escape the lavender world ok? How did Bitsy get there, and they can’t get back??? (But I do admire the lavender streak in her hair, I know it’s just not a good thing for her!)

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  8. “Secret Somethings and Thingamajigs” is begging to be a title of some secretive something about thingamajigs me thinks! I got back a little bit ago from spending the morning photographing the Corrales Harvest Festival and pet parade. After walking nearly 7 miles and 14K steps, according to my Fitbit, I was able to read another fine episode of Copper, the Alchemist, & the Woman in Trousers while enjoying roasted vegetables and a baked potato for lunch.

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  9. Love it…love it!! Spellbinding!! I understand about last weekend and again, glad you passed the exam!! But, I’m not going to lie…missed reading an episode and this one more than makes up for it!! Great job, Teagan!!

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  10. Once again a real delight. You have introduced me to a blogger I didn’t now…Lord David…and so will definitely take a very good look….and I love the way that you have reviewed his work by using some of this ideas through this weeks episode….You see, you are always so very innovative and creative…. I do look forward every week to reading your next post…..and you never ever disappoint. Have a wonderful weekend my friend….janet. xxx

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    • Dear Janet — thank you! Your gorgeous paintings never disappoint either. Those magical hummingbirds are purely uplifting. I’m so happy they’ve come into my life. I’m delighted that I could introduce you to Lord David Prosser! He’s become a dear friend.
      I really appreciate you taking time to comment. Look for a rare mid-week post from me — I’ll be telling a secret. Mega hugs! ❤ 🙂

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  11. Teagan, you had me on the edge of my seat the entire time with this one! And I want to give you a HUGE congratulations for passing your ITIL exam! I was out of town last weekend and didn’t have a chance to comment on your success. Keep that train a’rollin’!

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    • Oh thank you Kathryn! I actually closed the comments on the character re-cap post to make sure I studied. 😀 The training was grueling (5 day class crammed into 3 days) and to me, the test was not easy at all. So I’m glad that’s over.
      Thanks so much for taking time to read and comment! You are so appreciated. 🙂

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  12. Hello! First I have to say, what an intricate and fascinating group of characters in your last post (I couldn’t comment there––comments were closed). I enjoyed reading about them.
    It’s great that you spotlighted David Prosser. He is such a talented writer and so funny. I’m a big fan. 😀
    This is another intriguing and entertaining segment. Is there any limit to your creativeness? 😉

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  13. How delightful indeed to get our fix of your serial this week, and even more so as it pays homage to Lord David Prosser and his lovely books. I have read them and am a big fan.
    Queen Triumphia is a great name and your creative ideas are just wonderful allround. I laughed so hard at the Chimpanzee twin toddlers, too. Thanks for a heartfelt laugh and wonderful weekend amusement. Big hugs to you both – David, I will see you soon 🙂

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  14. I am so please to see Lord David highlighted here as he is one of my favorite bloggers/people/writers, he is immensely talented. This is such an exciting episode Teagan, OH MY Felicity turning purple and the bad guys nipping at their heels. Can’t wait till next week, you have me on the edge of my seat.

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  15. I love this episode Teagan. I felt the suspense building as I read this and I was sad, albeit not surprised, when you left us at another cliff. Have pity on us girl. I often mention how much I admire your descriptions. Two popped out at me today: “mauveine complected chimpanzee twin toddlers” best description yet. And this one: “The thin rods were various shades of violet and purple. Only one was still lavender. None at all were colorless.” I can feel the suspense building in that series. Great job!

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    • Thank you so much Dan! That means a lot to me coming from you. I really need to get them out of that purple place though. Before I have to remove all the purple from my closets (for being tired of the color)! Looking forward to your next post. Hugs!

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