Since our steam(punk) locomotive didn’t make it to the platform this weekend, I thought you might want to hop aboard Lance Greenfield’s “Coach Tour.” Lance chauffeurs us on a wild ride through time and space. Maybe sometime he’ll make it to the Victorian Era, where “Copper, the Alchemist, and the Woman in Trousers” wait for Cornelis Drebbel’s submarine… Meanwhile — All aboard!
“Today, ladies and gentlemen, is the most anticipated coach tour of this infamous time-traveling series. We have already seen the building of Stonehenge, enjoyed the jazz of 1920s New Orleans, witnessed the schooling of young Alexander the Great by Aristotle, and, best of all, spent some time with my old friend Archie, known to historians as the greatest inventor of all time, Archimedes. But I promise you that today’s tour promises to surpass them all. This is the one that has been most requested by you, my regular customers.”
“This is the one you have all been waiting for. Today, I am proud to announce that that we are about…
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