My Fortune Cookie

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Photo of an open fortune cookie (Photo credit: Wikipedia)

“You will be showered with good luch.”

No… that’s exactly what my fortune cookie said.  Clearly there is a typo… but which is the real meaning?

At this point I think it’s more likely that the intended word was “lunch.”  That makes no sense you say?

Well if I were showered in good lunch, the food would be rendered contaminated through raining down on my head, and doubtless falling everywhere except into a plate.  It would in effect be wasted.

That is more likely than me being showered in the other possible typo — good luck.

So I’m waiting… with my umbrella upside down, so I can at least catch as much good lunch as I can when it begins to shower tasty food.

Bwahahaha…

t


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