The Armadillo Files, Episode 11 — Featuring Christine Robinson

Saturday, October30, 2021

Happy Halloween Pixabay
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You’ve reached The Armadillo Files.  Stand by for spook-tacular silliness.  Yes, I know I’m late.  I think all your good wishes brought back my unreliable Internet. Sort of like clapping for Tinkerbell and chanting “I believe in fairies!”  In this case, pink fairy armadillos.

The past few episodes of The Armadillo Files started as a promotion last time for Teri Polen’s yearly October festival of horror and suspense. Here’s a link to my visit with her at Bad Moon Rising.  However, I decided to have my own three part Halloween celebration.  Today we have part 3.

 Three Random Reader Things

I’m using more sketches and photos from the wonderful Resa McConaghy.  The inspiration driving this chapter comes from Resa’s work as well as a set of “3 things” from another marvelous author, Christine Robinson.  Christine’s random reader things for today are Cat-eye glasses, Guitar, and Lemon cottage cheese cake.

Tidbits of Truth

USDA vintage cottage cheese promo
USDA vintage poster

Cottage cheese was a big deal in the World War II Era. It was a great alternative source of protein when meat was in short supply. Learn more about that here.  Yes, sometimes cheesecake is made with cottage cheese, especially back then.  Here’s a vintage recipe.

Previously in The Armadillo Files

Last time Dilly went exploring, and let us know some details of the World War II Era setting where our heroes have been sent, in Oak Ridge, Tennessee.  Fang was recovering from his encounter with the owl, but then he got worried about supernatural beasts, and ran back inside the trolley-car looking spaceship.  You can find all the past chapters by going to the categories on the right side of the screen.  Click on Armadillo Files.

Like I said, I know this is late. It’s “fresh off the presses,” and I haven’t even proofread it.  So ignore any mistakes and enjoy the story.  Without further ado…

All aboard!

11 — Who said I was scared?

Trolley

Mural photo by Resa McConaghy 2021
Mural photo by Resa McConaghy 2021

Adding an invigorating aroma to the air in the crew quarters, TROLLEY waited for the operative and the human woman to rouse.  No wakeup order had been given.

It had been a long time since TROLLEY had developed the capacity for intuitive thought.  The artificial intelligence recognized both the desire of occupants to sleep, as well as the inconvenience and lack of efficiency that could result.  Adding a stimulating scent to the atmosphere was TROLLEY’s compromise.

TROLLEY soon detected activation of the sonic shower.  Then there was humming from the human, Delilah Faraday.

Dilly, TROLLEY reminded itself.

“Get out!” the irate scream resounded from the human.

The operative had disobeyed the woman’s order to stay out of the sonic shower while she used it.  TROLLEY controlled the sudden urge to electrify the floor where Pinkerton stood.  That would remind him.  However, doing so was questionable protocol.

Tatu Pinkerton stumbled into the cabin he called the kitchen.  He walked right into a chair, murmured “Excuse me,” and then began going through the upper cabinets.  He opened a container, dumping some of the contents directly into his mouth.

Bleh!  Uncooked oatmeal,” he complained.  “TROLLEY, why aren’t my lenses back online yet.  My nearsightedness side-effect hasn’t gotten any better.”

“As previously stated, replication resources have been reallocated to essentials,” TROLLEY replied.  “Try these spectacles.”

A half-sphere cover rose up from one counter.  Pinkerton lifted it to reveal a pair of wire-rimmed eyeglasses.  He affixed them to his face.  Meanwhile Dilly Faraday came into the kitchen, unnoticed by the operative.

“TROLLEY, honey…  These don’t seem to be much of an improvement,” he protested.  “Everything looks weird.”

“If you’re half blind when you keep walking in on me in the shower, then I could almost forgive you.  Almost,” Dilly said from right behind him.

Startled, he turned.  Then he screamed a long wail.

“Sweet Time Manatees!  Dilly, you scared me to death!  Your face is all wavery.  One eye is higher than the other, and drippy looking.  Holy Venusian snails,” he exclaimed, hurriedly taking off the eyeglasses.

“Your eye prescription must have changed while you were disguised as an armadillo of the pink fairy species.  Try these,” TROLLEY suggested.

The rounded covering lowered beneath the counter.  Seconds later it rose up again.  Curiosity painting her face, Dilly lifted the cover.  She picked up the cat-eye glasses that TROLLEY carefully selected to complement the operative’s preference in clothing.

“Aren’t those women’s glasses,” Dilly asked, touching the clusters of rhinestones at the corners.

“Huh?  Oh, who cares.  They’re stunning.  And I can actually see now,” the operative replied.  “Thank you, TROLLEY.”

“Time Rate Oscillation Lithium Link Enabler Yttrion, TROLLEY, awaiting instructions.”

“Yes, I know who you are,” Tatu Pinkerton snapped.

 ♦ ♦ ♦

Dilly

Frankenstein face sketch Resa McConaghy
Frank by Resa McConaghy

Watching Fang in those cat-eye glasses, I had to shake my head.  The artificial intelligence thingamajig was right about them matching his misguided fashion sense.  Though the zoot suit was actually appropriate to the time.  Then again, I had my doubts about how many men around Oak Ridge, Tennessee would wear such a getup.

I spent most of the day trying to figure out how to make sure the transformed spaceship would look like trolley cars converted to an “entertainment establishment.”  It wasn’t that I didn’t trust the information from which the TROLLEY worked.  It was just that I had seen that it could easily be… applied incorrectly.

My first task was a menu.  I confirmed that TROLLEY could produce a range of food and drinks on a moment’s notice.  Even so, I decided it was best to keep the menu limited.

I was a child when World War II ended.  I didn’t really remember the rationing, and my knowledge of foods of the day was limited to things my family ate.  I would have to cross my fingers, and depend on TROLLEY’s guidance.

One thing I did remember was cottage cheese.  I actually still had yen for it occasionally.  The first dessert I wanted on the menu was a lemon cottage cheese cake

TROLLEY produced a sample.  Greedily, I cut myself a generous slice.  Then Fang proceeded to cut one three times that size.

Later we sent him outside to select places for signs, leading the way to the bar.

“Save this one to go up on the roadside,” I suggested.

Now Open, The Pink Armadillo,” he read the sign aloud.  “Why I’m touched.  I wonder whose idea it was to name it after me?”

It was late afternoon when I heard Fang outside, hammering the last sign into the ground about a hundred feet away from the door.

Just as I heard him shriek, I heard the sounds of young voices calling, “Trick or treat?

Owl with Feet mural Resa McConaghy 2021
Mural photo by Resa McConaghy 2021

TROLLEY quickly produced a tray of candied apples.  I headed for the door, carrying them.  Fang was halfway up the stairs, stumbling repeatedly.

I beheld three costumed children.  A short Frankenstein laughed at Fang’s silliness.  A little singing cowboy, complete with toy guitar, took it too seriously and started to cry.

Then I saw the reason for Fang’s panic.  The third trick-or-treater wore an owl costume.  It was an owl mask with a robe that had wide kimono sleeves.  When the kid held out her arms and flapped them, the sleeves were actually pretty good wings.  Someone had painted feather designs all over the robe.

“Calm down.  It’s not a real owl,” I caught Fang’s arm and whispered.

“Ha!  So you say.  What makes you so sure?” he asked indignantly.

“It has human feet,” I replied pointing at the saddle oxfords.

As I passed around the candied apples, I considered how far off the road the “Pink Armadillo” was.  I remembered the location of the recreation hall inside the Secret City.  There was probably a Halloween party there for the kiddy club.  Those three were a long way from where I would have expected to find them.

“You kids aren’t out here by yourselves, are you?” I asked, peering into the encroaching twilight, hoping to spot an adult chaperone.

Whoo-who wants to know?” asked the owl, in character.

Fang jumped backward about six feet.

“We got lost,” said the cowboy, starting to cry again.

“My big sister was supposed to take us around,” Frankenstein replied, caramel stuck to the green face-paint of his nose.  “She told us not to move, and then headed into the bushes.  I figured that she needed to tinkle… but she didn’t come back when I called out.  So we started looking for her.  Then we got lost…” he trailed off, and I thought he might cry too.

“TROLLEY might be able to locate the sister,” Fang whispered, and I nodded.

“Are your parents back at the rec center?” I asked and was rewarded by eager nods from all three kids.  “Okay then, let’s take you back there.  Mr. Pinkerton will start looking for your sister,” I told Frankenstein.  “Don’t worry.  I’m sure she’s fine.”

Fang and I exchanged an uneasy look.  I didn’t think the older girl would have left the children alone.  There might be more than one kind of boogie man in those woods.

 ♦ ♦ ♦

Glen Gray – Boogie Woogie Man

 ♦ ♦ ♦

Happy Halloween!  May the boogie man be good to you.  Hugs on the wing!

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85 thoughts on “The Armadillo Files, Episode 11 — Featuring Christine Robinson

  1. Total fun, Teagan. I love the little Frankenstein, Singing Cowboy, and Owl. The first hint that all may not be well in Oak Ridge. I hope Fang finds the sister, though maybe it wasn’t such a great idea to send him into the bushes. Lol. Looking forward to the next episode. 🙂

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  2. You have received so many positive comments, so I will cut mine short–you have terrific writing skills! ! Yes, I remember the history of World War II, cottage cheese, no meat, and so many sad things! ! Your cover for Book 10 is amazing, as is the picture of Frank and the owl! ! Thank you for all the time you dedicated to this! ! !

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  3. Awesome episode, Teagan. Thanks so much for featuring my three things. From the comments, the lemon cottage cheese cake was a big hit. Many fond memories of mother’s & grandmother’s baking them. And Resa’s drawings fit so perfectly. Love all of her adventurous mural photos, and incredible gowns on her website. The cat-eye glasses and guitar fit in so perfectly. Gave me a laugh (a woman’s fancy look accepted) & a sad feeling (little cowboy lost & crying) Halloween weaved in right there where it should be. You are a master at the writing craft. You don’t even need to proofread. Just let your imagination take over & go for it. Huge hugs, my friend. 🧡🎶🎃 Christine

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    1. Applesauce! 🙂 Christine, I really do have to proofread, but in this case I only had time to give it a quick glance. I’m happy you enjoyed how your 3 things came into the story. Since you left them, months ago, I’ve discovered a fondness for cottage cheese. Happy November! Hugs winging right back to you. ❤

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    1. Thanks, Lauren. I was fascinated with the cottage cheese info too. It actually got me on a cottage cheese “kick” for a few weeks. I had forgotten how good it could be. Of course, here, the weather was still quite warm, and I like cold things to eat when it’s hot outside.
      Happy Halloween hugs!

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    1. I’ve already switched. Both worked well for a couple of months, then started failing worse and worse. One cable the other DSL– to two completely different methods of reaching the Internet. It’s infuriating. Not to mention, with my anxiety issues, it is a lot more difficult than it should be. There are 2 other providers, and they sound even worse — and several times more expensive. I love my house, but at this point…
      Happy Halloween hugs!

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  4. Hi Teagan, good to see the internet decided to join you. Your episode is great, the images fit the story perfectly and now I’m anxious to read the next!!
    Enjoy Halloween!!

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  5. I’m so happy your internet is up again! Fingers crossed! Fabulous episode. I love the images. That owl with feet! And Fang with those glasses! I am becoming very fond of TROLLEY as well. He has a tough job trying to keep everything going as it should. I am quite curious about that cheesecake. And we have a mystery! Oh, can’t wait for the next one. Thanks, Teagan!

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    1. Yes, the mystery is finally rolling. We’ll see how the “things” propel it.
      Haha. I thought I was finished letting Fang be tormented by the owl… but then I saw that new mural at Resa’s blog, and had to bring it into the story one more time. Thanks for all your support. Happy Halloween hugs!

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  6. Hahaha!
    This is fab, Teagan
    Adore the way you used my drawings , and photos of street art!
    You are brilliant.
    Okay, I’ve calmed down.
    Besides what I said, your writing is great, and you have taken us another stop along with the TERROR TROLLEY!
    Okay, it’s only a terror because of Hallowe’en, but this story is ever intriguing.
    Thank you! HUGS!

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    1. LOL! Resa, the artificial intelligence (TROLLEY) is jumping up and down with glee at being called the terror trolley. 😀 I’m tickled pink(erton) that you liked this chapter. Thanks again for letting me use your drawings and photos. Hugs winging back to you.

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  7. Fang just makes me love him more and more! I love that you squeezed Halloween trick or treaters in….especially the owl costume! Sounds like a good plot will surround the missing sister.

    In the 50’s, caramel apples were a big deal to get. Also, there was a lot of bobbing for apples. If you were able to get an apple in your mouth, you were rewarded with candy.

    Please tell me how I can get a Trolley of my own!

    👻🎃🧟‍♂️ Happy Halloween 🧟‍♂️🎃👻 Hope Crystal gets some special treats. 🦉🐈‍⬛
    Ginger

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  8. Happy Halloween. Twisted face and missing sister. Or is it a “Twisted Sister” gone missing? Resa’s photos of the murals are perfect for this post.

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  9. This was fun, Teagan. Resa’s drawings are fantastic, and I loved how you worked them and the things into the narrative. I hope they get those kids home safe and find the sister. Looks like the diner will be serving food pretty soon.

    I’m glad to read that your Internet is back. I hope they were able to fix it for good.

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    1. Yeah… nobody fixed anything. It just came back. Therefore it will go away again…
      All my research yields no explanation (and the Internet people sure don’t have one). I like my place, but this Internet problem is enough to make me want to move again.
      Anyhow, many thanks for your positive feedback today. Hugs on the wing.

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